You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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