he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Randomize
