We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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