my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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