we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
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We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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