eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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