Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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