the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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