i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
sarcasm needs its own font
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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