If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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