I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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