so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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