Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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