When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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