I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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