So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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