Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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