I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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