Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
Fav 3 1048 609 share tweet
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
