Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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