Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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