he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
two words...techno handjob
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Be still, my beating vagina.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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