is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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