Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Plan B is the new Plan A
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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