butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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