My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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