can we get nightvision for the apartment?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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