Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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