all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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