Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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