scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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