I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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