party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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