People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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