I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize