He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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