They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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