Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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