Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
