nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
So. Much. Porn.
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