I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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