So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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