I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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