So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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