The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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