He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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