I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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