I can tuck mytits in my pants
Don't make out with my wife yet
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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