What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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