Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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