You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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