have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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