Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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