Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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