Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
